>little brother plays as krogan on ME3 multiplayer

>names his krogan louis

>proceeds to talk in french accent throughout matches

>question louis’ eating habits

>agility

>and the possibility that louis and thor are buddies

(louis wields a hammer)

Oh. My. God.

The Citadel DLC has to be the funniest/cutest thing ever.

*Has faithful Liara romance with a man!Shep*
*Immediately leaves Liara when Kaidan becomes a romance option*
Liara: SHEPARD, I KNOW ABOUT YOU AND KAIDAN.
Me: Oh shit..well, she IS the Shadow Broker and WAS leaning pretty far on that rail when I approached her for conversation after I told the man 'yes' ...AW WELLS!
Shepard: *softly* Liara, please..
Liara: WE'LL TALK LATER, SHEPARD.
Me: Holy shit, she's pissed! xD
Shepard: ..............
Me: I'm sorry man, but you'll be happier with the Major, I promise! Damn I feel kind of bad now...
FINALLY

watched an episode of Supernatural for the first time with my little sister. 


*our reactions, but swap that drink for pepsi

AND SAMMY’S GIRLFRIEND! ;_;

I have to wait an hour or so until I can watch another episode because the little sis is going shopping and wants to watch with me. Guess it’s time to load up some ME3!

  • I know what you did, Shepard.

fuckyeah-masseffect:

does this unit have a soul? by ~lupodirosso

ssisterlulz:

I’m sorry.

hazado:

Did anyone else see this, or am I just seeing funny things all the time now? lol

omg, GARRUS! XD

hazado:

Did anyone else see this, or am I just seeing funny things all the time now? lol

omg, GARRUS! XD

There… Earth. I wish you could see it like I do, Shepard. It’s so… perfect.

this part was just as exhilarating as the beginning of the suicide mission in ME2